Oh Mushy Mushy!

sushinfood:

tastefullyoffensive:

20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts [showerthoughts/distractify]

Previously: Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff

The Crisp one was amazing to me until my Aussie friend spoke up and said AND IT GOES THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION IF YOU SAY PISS RACK.

At the end of the day people won’t remember what you said or did, they will remember how you made them feel.
Maya Angelou (via youcanttameadesert)
Climb the mountain so you can see the world, not so the world can see you.

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

have—not.tumblr.com

(via have—not)
You did not love me,
You just loved the fact that I was here for you.
You loved the attention I gave you,
You loved the fact that I would drop anything for you.
You did not love me, but god,
I loved you
(via yourwelcometothehell) yes (via loserdyke)

nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH

1967-chevvyimpala:

nerdsandgamersftw:

that-nerdy-kid:

sherlocks-sexy-hair-ruffle:

mocridhe:

sherlocks-sexy-hair-ruffle:

nerdsandgamersftw:

that-nerdy-kid:

mocridhe:

that-nerdy-kid:

i bet the supernatural fandom cant find a gif related to start trek.

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Pacman then. Can they do that?

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What about Thor/Loki?

WELLL I believe this is Thor’s hammer::

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And this guy was sort of Loki. 

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Okay.. Frozen then

Did I accidentally start a war with this fandom?

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By the way…

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).
I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” repeatedly and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.
Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” repeatedly and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

roachpatrol:

pardonmewhileipanic:

pardonmewhileipanic:

So I was looking at this terrible lingerie shop and….

bringing this back

she criticizes the taste of your meat for half an hour then storms off, it’s very erotic

suctioning:

sociallivesareoverratedanyway:

you know she dead

rip

suctioning:

sociallivesareoverratedanyway:

you know she dead

rip