This is a picture of a loving couple cuddling and playing Diablo 3 simultaneously. I like how the girl gets the desktop and dude gets a crappy laptop on an ironing board. That’s a great metaphor for relationships. Man, sometimes my girlfriend even makes me sit at the kid’s table for dinner even though it’s just the two of us. But if I’ve been good she will give me a placemat and some crayons, so there’s that. No dessert if I draw penises though :(
Thanks to dibble, who asked what happens if you get a boner. Like, me personally, or the guy in the picture? Because if the guy in the picture gets one he wins the game. If I get one everyone points and laughs like they did that time in fourth grade oh God why I am bringing this up.